I Am Destroyer

Prelude: I just wanted a cup of tea.  How could I have known that this simple desire would lead to such utter chaos and destruction? I was ...

I Need to be Famous by Thursday

I am finally coming to terms with the fact that I am not cut out to be a productive member of society. I originally intended to become a doc...

Thing of the Day: Remote. Rating: NOT AWESOME

Remote, you have one function:   controlling the TV from a distance so that I do not have to get off the couch.   It kind of defeats the p...