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Wednesday, 2 September 2009

I Am Destroyer

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America's Got Talent apocalypse apology armageddon chaos destroy destruction embarrassment family guilt hospitality oregon ravage remorse scientology shameless self promotion tea

Prelude: I just wanted a cup of tea. How could I have known that this simple desire would lead to such utter chaos and destruction? I was ...

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