U B Hatin'

Hi haters!  Welcome to my blog! I seem to be rapidly approaching my goal of becoming an important part of the internet because I woke up thi...

7 Games You Can Play With a Brick

If you have a brick or a pile of bricks, you may be thinking "bricks are really boring."  But you're wrong.   There are probab...

Cake Versus Pie: A Scientific Approach

I love cake.  Cake is wonderful.  But it is too easy to get caught up in the idea of cake.  When you compare the data, it is clear that pie ...

This Post is Brought to You by Spiders. And Logic.

I stayed up until 6:00 AM because when I tried to go to bed, I found two spiders on my blanket and I thought maybe there were more and maybe...

Am Adult

When I woke up this morning, my house smelled like death and sadness.  I walked into the kitchen and saw what appeared to be a piece of petr...

PROCRASTINATOR!!!! (Updated, Like, a Million Times Probably)

Today, my procrastination on returning emails finally reached critical mass.  I woke up with a feeling of dread and apprehension - like mayb...