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I stayed up until 6:00 AM because when I tried to go to bed, I found two spiders on my blanket and I thought maybe there were more and maybe...

STOP IT!!! I ALREADY HAVE NETFLIX!!!!!!

Saturday is Spaghatta Nadle Day!!!

If you are new to Spaghatta Nadle, go here first.

Spaghatta Nadle!

To be continued... Spaghatta Nadle Part 2

This is Why I Have Hundreds of Unpublished Posts...

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I took Boyfriend to the Emergency Room last night because he was vomiting up vast quantities of what I thought was blood but actually it was...

Why I Don't Use a Radio Alarm Clock

Because waking up to "Mambo Number Five" by Lou Bega feels like being stabbed in the face with music. UPDATE: Just because I feel...