A Brief Romantic History

Mr. Kitty My first love was Mr. Kitty. Mr. Kitty was a rattle with a plush cat's head on it.  He had no body.  Just a head.  Mr. Kitty m...

An Open Letter to my Boyfriend, the Serial Killer

B oyfriend; I have come to the conclusion that you are probably a serial killer.   Or an alien.  Over the 5 years I've been collecting d...