Okay you guys, this is the last Letters post for awhile - I promise. We'll move on to something else tomorrow. But I had to post thi...

Okay you guys, this is the last Letters post for awhile - I promise. We'll move on to something else tomorrow. But I had to post thi...
Dear Readers; I had a really creative spurt today. I probably shouldn't say "spurt", but whatever. Anyway, I wrote, like, 75...
Sorcerer is my 100th follower! People seem to like celebrating round numbers (and especially 100 of anything), so I figured I would offer h...
Grammar is a subject that is very dear to me. However, I don't agree with some of the commonly accepted ways to use it. Wait! Don'...
Mr. Kitty My first love was Mr. Kitty. Mr. Kitty was a rattle with a plush cat's head on it. He had no body. Just a head. Mr. Kitty m...
As promised, I have scrounged through all of my old boxes and found for you a picture of myself with no hair It is at the bottom of the ...
Boyfriend and I... ... spent the entire night cleaning up fiberglass dust from our house. The guy who installed our insulation blew it into ...
Note: I swear on my mother that this is a factual account (except that Brian isn't actually retarded. I think.) As an 18-year-old, I...
Dear Readers; You seem to enjoy the tales of my many stupidity/enthusiasm-driven mistakes. For this reason, I have decided to unveil my seco...
I know that most of you base your entire lives around when I will and will not be posting, so I figured I ought to warn you that Boyfriend a...
W hen I was 13, I shaved my head. Bald. It was a quadruple-dog dare. I didn't want to look like a coward. It all seemed like a fantast...
Prelude: I just wanted a cup of tea. How could I have known that this simple desire would lead to such utter chaos and destruction? I was ...