An Open Letter to my Boyfriend, the Serial Killer

B oyfriend; I have come to the conclusion that you are probably a serial killer.   Or an alien.  Over the 5 years I've been collecting d...

Thing of the Day: Uterus. Rating: NOT AWESOME

Disclaimer for male readers: this post may make you feel weird inside, almost like being molested.  I apologize in advance for alienating yo...

SOUNDTRACK INAPPROPRIATE

Music is a powerful mood-setting tool.  The addition of a soundtrack can turn a boring activity into something fantastic.  I present to you:...

Rock Always Wins

I just ate a 12-ounce hamburger.  With bacon.   Digesting it is proving to be quite taxing on my ability to write awesome stuff.  I tried, b...

The Poor Person's Guide To Living Like a Rich Person

Are you poor?  Do you often find yourself to be rabidly jealous of people who are rich enough to do fun things?  Well, hold on to your hats ...

Thing of the day: iPod. Rating: AWESOME

iPod, I cannot truly express my gratitude for your tireless efforts at keeping me entertained.   When we go to the gym together, you patient...

Thing Of The Day: Cords Rating: NOT AWESOME

Hello Cords, This letter is addressed to all of you even though it is directed only at particular members of your alliance, namely: iPod hea...