I just ate a 12-ounce hamburger. With bacon. Digesting it is proving to be quite taxing on my ability to write awesome stuff. I tried, b...

I just ate a 12-ounce hamburger. With bacon. Digesting it is proving to be quite taxing on my ability to write awesome stuff. I tried, b...
Dear Oscillating Fan, I commend you for your selfless efforts at keeping me comfortable. No matter how hot it is, you patiently sit there ...