I Need to be Famous by Thursday

I am finally coming to terms with the fact that I am not cut out to be a productive member of society. I originally intended to become a doc...

Am I Going To Die??

I woke up yesterday morning and became vaguely aware that my right toe felt like - well, the best way to describe it would be "dying-de...

It's Game Time! Vote For the Winner!

I challenged my fellow blogger, Kaloo , to a duel.  The idea is that our readers will vote for which of the following MS paint creatures wou...

WARNING: I Am Learning How To Do Computer Stuff. Blog Layout May Change Often.

I am just figuring out all this HTML business, so it is only natural for me to experiment with it.  I am halfway thinking about changing the...

Thing of the Day: Oscillating Fan. Rating: AWESOME

Dear Oscillating Fan,  I commend you for your selfless efforts at keeping me comfortable.  No matter how hot it is, you patiently sit there ...

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I finally got to call the Poison Control Hotline

I woke up late yesterday.  That meant that I had to do my 15-mile run during the hottest part of the day.  Raw stupidity coupled with an unr...