Dog

A lingering fear of mine was confirmed last night:  My dog might be slightly retarded. I've wondered about her intelligence ever since I...

This is Why I'll Never be an Adult

I have repeatedly discovered that it is important for me not to surpass my capacity for responsibility.  Over the years, this capacity has g...

Texas

I have a distinct tendency to become sick or injured dramatically.  This was most certainly the case the first time I ever visited Texas. It...