BALD PICTURE!

As promised, I have scrounged through all of my old boxes and found for you a picture of myself with no hair It is at the bottom of the ...

Guess What I Did All Night?

Boyfriend and I... ... spent the entire night cleaning up fiberglass dust from our house. The guy who installed our insulation blew it into ...

Allie Gets Drunk

Note: I swear on my mother that this is a factual account (except that Brian isn't actually retarded.  I think.)   As an 18-year-old, I...

Worst. Day. EVER. (Almost)

Dear Readers; You seem to enjoy the tales of my many stupidity/enthusiasm-driven mistakes. For this reason, I have decided to unveil my seco...

Moving Time...

I know that most of you base your entire lives around when I will and will not be posting, so I figured I ought to warn you that Boyfriend a...

My Tweenhood was a Haze of Baldness and Shame

W hen I was 13, I shaved my head.  Bald. It was a quadruple-dog dare.  I didn't want to look like a coward. It all seemed like a fantast...

I Am Destroyer

Prelude: I just wanted a cup of tea.  How could I have known that this simple desire would lead to such utter chaos and destruction? I was ...