Stabbing, and on a Scale of One to 10, It's a Seven

What is the deal with Rick Moranis? He's so Rick Moranis-y. That will make a lot more sense later.  Maybe. In the course of holiday soc...

I'm Not Wolverine

Remember when I was like "I'm going to be the best blogger ever!  I'm going to post three times a day over the holidays!" ...

I Bet This is Exactly What Blogs are Intended For

Boyfriend was like "I don't know if multiple posts consisting almost entirely of the same picture of Rick Moranis is something that...

Another Post on Christmas Eve? I'm Pretty Much a Hero

False alarm.  It's just another picture of Rick Moranis.

If This Post Doesn't Convince You To Subscribe to my Blog, I Don't Know What Will

Legend has it that many bloggers don't post very much during the holidays.  I was like "I'm not going to be like that... I'...

12 Emoticons for the Advanced Writer

Have you ever been overcome with an emotion but unable to find the right emoticon to express yourself?  The answer is yes.  And I'm goin...

Shit That's a Lot of Toys... (A Christmas Story)

When I was young, I always looked forward to receiving the Oriental Trading Company catalog in the mail.  The Oriental Trading Company catal...

Long Division Isn't Real

I was looking through my unpublished entries this morning and I found this: 4 th  grade – The year I was homeschooled.    Mom had to bribe m...

WELCOME TO THE MOST FESTIVE FUCKING BLOG EVER

Ouch. Why?

I injured myself yesterday.  You might be wondering if this injury occurred while I was rescuing a child from a burning building, but no. It...

Urban Dictionary Thinks I'm an Alien Clown. Also? A Blow Job

When you find yourself in the midst of an existential crisis, it is often helpful to consult the internet.  The internet is just full of use...

It's Like There Was a Zombie Apocalypse and Then There Was Something That Came Along and Got Rid of The Zombies and Now it's Just Me and Boyfriend

At around midnight last night, it started snowing.  A lot. I got absurdly excited about it.  I was like "Ohmigoditssnowingletsgoforawal...

Yet Another Good Example of Why I Shouldn't Blog at 2:30 in the Morning

Boyfriend and I watched a movie tonight and the movie had Michael Cera in it.  During the movie, Boyfriend said "You totally have a cru...

THEY WERE IN MY ROOM THE WHOLE TIME!!!!!!!

Oh my God, you guys: = (If you were confused by that picture and/or didn't recognize it, go HERE   first.) How did I not see it before? ...