It's Too Late to Apologize, Kyle... But Do You Still Want to See Me Strip?

Remember when I wrote that post   responding to that guy named Kyle who called me ugly and unfunny and it was exactly like when Tyra Banks ...

Letters: Volume 6

Dear Sunglasses; Why do you make me feel like such an asshole?   Your functional properties are greatly outweighed by your ludicrously sle...

Boyfriend Ate Two Whole Bags of Skittles and Now He is Terrorizing Me

Remember how I said “I am going to write another post today”?   Well, I’m trying, but Boyfriend is not being very helpful at all.   That s...

Roommates Part 1

This is the post I promised to write  ages  ago about why I ended up living in a bathroom-less "studio" above a mentally unstable ...

About Last Night...

I have decided to re-post what I wrote last night but with sober commentary.  There are definitely some things that need clarification.   I ...